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what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."
Hey Man .. what's the haps?
by KarlLober January 26, 2018
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Haps

When you wish someone called Henry baller happy birthday you say haps Henry baller
by Henry baller June 27, 2019
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HAP

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep
by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020
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Hap

Hoe ah please 😒
Dad: kim clean the kitchen!!!
Kim: Katie dad said clean the kitchen!!!
Katie: Hap😒😒😒
by Yummycoco July 7, 2019
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HAP

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"
by Alf H October 19, 2020
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Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia
"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"
by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024
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HAP

Look at her, she gets everything she wants. What a fucking HAP
by hispanic princess March 13, 2018
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