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HAMF

Acronym for Hard Ass Mother Fucker. Similar to BAMF (Badass Mother Fucker), LAMF (Lame Ass Mother Fucker), or KAMF (Krunk Ass Mother Fucker).

A Hard Ass Mother Fucker is someone who is either a Mother Fucker who's a Hard Ass on people, or a Fucker who fucks Mothers with Hard Asses.
Cleavon Johnson: Sup nigga, these dudes is pissing me off and shit.

Larry Johnson: Yeah me to nug, I'm 'bout to go HAMF on these bitches.
by The Real Hot Coffee July 27, 2011
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Hamfam

by Hamfam March 24, 2003
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Halffamous

A really cute Marine who vines. He raps and tries to sing, though he should stick to the rapping. He has a really nice body, but needs to tan more. Probably has a big weiner. Thank you for your service.
Snotty girl one: Halffamous is so hot!
Snotty girl two: He probably has a small cock though! I hear he does steroids. Look at how big his arms are.
Snotty girl one: Oh yeah, he def does steroids.

Smart girl: Its called working out dipshits.
by Booty Twerker April 10, 2015
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Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022
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Hamfatter

A word to describe a females outer labia, or beef curtains. That are oversized and look like a chainsaw has come into contact with them.
Jake: Hey bitch, how was that chick last night?
Jimmy: Oh you mean Russell, man she only went and had a Hamfatter.
Jake: What you mean a disgustingly oversized outer labia?
Jimmy: Indeed.
by Elijah McCoy November 2, 2008
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HMFF

How many f*cking friends?
It's used for social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook and Bebo.
F*cking can be freaking, frikking or
HMFF does Becky have?" "I know! She just joined!
by Katie97ans January 15, 2011
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haffey

Has got it all. Biggest baddest ass mother fucker to walk on a diamond.
And another homer from Haffey.
by vaginabob January 12, 2015
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