Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
by Mark Spidon October 30, 2008
The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
by Gen. Pringle September 07, 2010
1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps
by Melmel123 December 04, 2011
An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011
Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
by THEBIGVEE March 03, 2015
by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021
The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.
Did you see how low that Homu went?
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021