Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

graben

Term sometimes used instead of the game title 'Counter-Strike' (the multiplayer mod for 'Halflife')

Look at those geebens playing their graben! (Look at those geeks playing Counter-Strike)

by Matt (Chunky) August 9, 2005

Jon Gruden

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut

Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.

by RogerGoodell January 6, 2019

gruber

The guy who pretends he has breasts and pretends to squish them.

Jerald: Greg what are you doing?

Greg: just showing my feminine side.

Jerald: fuckin’ gruber.

by Lachstar2004 June 18, 2018

Grube

To have sex without consent, a.k.a. rape

Back in my day, girls were never grubed. they were raped.

by Caesar March 17, 2004

Grubenshmarger

'Edge of the shit-pit'. A word for giving sympathy to someone who needs to vent without providing examples as to how you can relate, which would either make the person feel like you're trying to center the conversation on yourself or just be a repeat of what they're saying. Another translation can be "I'd buy us a beer to cry in, but I'm broke"

A: (sobbing)That bitch Farina is screwing me over, she does whatever she feels like without thinking about anyone else!
B:(remembering how Farina stole B's wallet, car, and boyfriend) Grubenshmarger (hugs A)

by Stormis_Avalon May 9, 2018

Grubenshmarger

The automatic assumption and acknowledgement of the bullsh*t of a situation

A:(Has just come outside to see the car he just finished paying off on getting smashed by some random boulder as a superhero flies by with random explosions in the background)
B: (Comes outside to see Person A standing and looking at crushed car in shock and dismay, and remembers the months of waiting for their insurance claim from when their grandfather's fishing boat was capsized by a whale after another one of those Atlantis escapades.) Grubenshmarger. (Puts arm over person A's shoulder as they softly sob)

by Stormis_Avalon May 23, 2022