Sloppy Groucho

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"

by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009

oscar the grouch

(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"

(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl

1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.

2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.

by Lenny the Fourth September 1, 2005

gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,

by ime soe hie May 13, 2005

Grouch

An imaginary tycoon mogul that will own everything in the future. (Books, cars, magazines, recording studios, cellphones, computers, toilet paper etc.)

Yo man, Grouch is the future...theres no stopping it.

by Munnacles December 30, 2008

Oscar the grouch

1. A character from sesame street that was always an asshole to everyone.

2. An incompetent ex (or soon to be ex) who always is in a bad mood and knows exactly how to drag you down.

"Hey! How was your night with your boy/girl?"

"God, like another episode of Sesame Street. I thought I got rid of Oscar the grouch once I hit puberty."

by ohshitwassup January 24, 2009

Groucho Marx

This is basically a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and Snorkel Gear, nuff said.

I gave that bitch the ol' Groucho Marx.

by Drizah November 21, 2007

Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010