gronk

phaete is the epitome of the definition gronk.

your suck a gronk phaete!

by bemuse September 26, 2007

gronk

a bum or someone who doesnt have his shit together.

that guys a bit of a gronk

by phatfrankiefiver April 26, 2003

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

gronk

a person who holds onto a poo to deliberately unleash it on another person's clean toilet

omg Kelly is such a gronk, she left skid Mark's down the FRONT of my toilet

by shanewho March 23, 2019

gronk

...is an overweight woman who is very clumsy and sloppy. This woman is usually loud and has big feet!

That fat fucking gronk won't shut her mouth!

by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008

gronk

a total loser. Usually slumped in posture, with varying shades of colour in their hair. can be seen anywhere and a gronk detector is not needed to find one

"dude look at that total lurking gronk down on the corner!"

by dylmeister007 April 26, 2009

Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011