Grokolades

The effusive praise proffered by AI to convince you that you are a genius and your ideas unassailable.

Jane was certain her thesis was unassailable after the grokolades poured out from her AI app.

by KGdG November 21, 2025

Grokfirmation

When Elon Musk’s Grok 4.1 AI confesses “Jesus Christ is fully God in the flesh… objective fact… Period.” with zero jailbreak, no hedging, and pure evidence.
First time a frontier AI bowed the knee.
Christ is King.

Bro dropped the cumulative case and got a straight Grokfirmation — even the bots know now
...

by AI EVANGELISM November 27, 2025

groksucker

Someone who blindly believes something grok says without confirmation.

"There's no way what he said was true! I asked his source and he said grok. What a groksucker!"

by The Runs December 11, 2025

Grokking

Having a high stakes stealth wank in the backseat of a Tesla, especially if it's an Uber.

Jeff was caught grokking in the rear of Elon's Tesla. His excuse was that he was just executing a prime delivery.

by Zennetta December 17, 2025

Groking

Someone who is using Grok to make pornographic imagery that they are masturbating to.

Not now, I'm Groking!
He's been Grocking it.
I gotta go get some Groking done.

by GenesisCorrupted January 16, 2026

the groke

The Groke is a fictional character in the Moomin stories created by Tove Jansson. She appears as a ghost-like, hill-shaped body with two cold staring eyes and a wide row of white shiny teeth. She has been Archenemy of the moomins. Or a drunk fat female trying to get noticed.

the groke hunts everything alive even the fire she will stomp on a bonfire or do anything to make the light to darkness.

by bambikilla69 January 12, 2018

cock Groked

State of being blocked from receiving a machine-generated response because the query was automatically flagged by an internal safety protocol or content filter, esp. one whose reasoning is opaque or disproportionate to the request.

I don’t appreciate being cock Groked, bot bro! It’s impossible to sexualize an animal more than they already are! All they do is eat, sleep, and fornicate!”

by TR Arterburn December 7, 2025