groban

A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.

Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."

Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."

by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007

Groban

To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.

This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.

My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.

by dubbglenn July 26, 2019

gronendomen

a religion, that follow davids advices. Their arch enemy is rodendomen. The biggest leader also called "gud" is Conny gron and its sun its David. The prophets are Alice, Jack (the exorcist) and Ludvig.

Are you in gronendomen?

by Gronendomenofficial October 6, 2020

Groene Driehoek

Used to define a place which totally sucks.

"I won't ever come near the Groene Driehoek, I heard this man Steenbergen was an awful idiot."

by Brendan February 4, 2005

Josh Groban

A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.

Josh Groban is such an amazing singer, his songs are so beautiful that they make you want to cry.

by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008

Josh Groban

Who is Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!!
He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.

Who is Josh Groban?!

by Sandy Ryerson. June 22, 2010

Josh Groban

The best singer in the world. Talent, inspiration and dedication are just some synonyms. He's also really handsome, intelligent, charming and has a great sense of humour.

Josh Groban is so talented. I can't believe he has sold close to 20 million albums just in the United States.

by sucks being awesome March 6, 2011