Oscar the Grouch

(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night

Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.

by Kurt Chapman January 30, 2008

Grouch

Anyone who is awoken abruptly by an alarm clock or any other irritation source, that may occur early in the morning especially if it's weekends or holidays. Facial characteristics are:

-Semi closed eyes
-An unpleasant frown
-Facial expression from hell
-(In many cases) Aggressive reaction to the source of irritation.

Parent at 10:30 on a Sunday morning:
-Come on son, time to get up!

Hungover grouch:
-Noooooo. GO AWAY!

Parent:
-Such a GROUCH! GET OUT OF BED!!!

by Another random guy March 21, 2014

Grach

An uncommon synonym for Vagina (female reproductive organ), that is commonly used as either an insult to a person or a sexual environment kickstarter

Oof, I'd love some of that Grach on me rod.

by Tubberware March 6, 2015

oscar the grouch

Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.

"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"

Not for you you cheap ass.

"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"

*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*

by Chile3000 June 25, 2005

Grouching

When someone takes the top off one of those trashcans at parks or something, takes the trash bag out, gets inside, puts the top back on and hot boxes a joint/blunt/etc. inside.

Yo last night was awesome, we went grouching at the skate park.

by ssd14pa November 8, 2010

Groucho Marx

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

by twantwag May 1, 2015

Gronch

The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.

1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!

by That gay shit. May 9, 2019