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Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 6, 2004
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Grit Hop

A genre of music fusing punk rock and hip hop.
"Dude, check out this new grit hop CD I bought!"

"Oh wow, this is pretty cool!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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grit lock

n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.
Dude, why'd you serve me grit lock?
If you'd been on time, it'd be creamy and delicious.
by Glenalogy March 20, 2014
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Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.
Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..
by PWMusic August 19, 2009
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Grit Pit

Definition: A dubstep version of a mosh pit
Example: Did you hear that last track? bitches got crazy in the grit pit!
by XFingercuffsX September 27, 2011
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grit and dettol

Dettol is a houshold cleaning disinfectant usually used when mopping the floor or for tipping down the sink or into an outside drain.

The idea of using grit and dettol goes back to the first world war and was popularly touted as a cure for syphilis and other sexually transmitted diseases. The idea being that one should retract any foreskin, grit the teeth and apply dettol in large quantity to the head of the penis. This would result in pain, very much pain. The effectiveness of this popular cure is in doubt but certainly the myth endures in popular culture. Though rarely is there anyone brave enough to try it
Man with a girl like that you dont know what you might get. I suggest you use grit and dettol.
by Billy bagnall November 14, 2007
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Grit and Spit

to "grit and spit" derives from "gritting" whilst performing masterbation and "spitting" after performing masterbation.
that boy don't do nothing all day he just sits there in his room staring at the tv smoking pot and nothing else but grit and spit.
by Sharaku Kobayashi January 10, 2008
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