Griff

A guy who’s cock won’t stop getting in his way.

Ahhh shit, I’m such a griff today!

by Grifffffffff July 9, 2019

Dirty Griff

The act of a freakishly tall guy using his dick as a piñata.

at the birthday party Shaq pulled a dirty griff.

by Hot dog water420 March 8, 2022

Griff

Likes Sasha kliot

Griff likes Sasha kliot

by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Griff

A name for someone who’s a one-pump-chump, an alcoholic and is always late to everything.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Griff?

Person 2: No he’s probably drunk

by pumper3000 November 22, 2021

“Griff a beer”

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.

P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”

by Poke-chan January 14, 2018

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Griff

A way to describe something as awesome or cool.

That's not very Griff of you.
Or
Holy Toledo, that party was so Griff!

by TheGriffenator March 28, 2020