Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Gaunch

"Gaunch" was a term coined in the 1980'S by a Phys Ed teacher in Orchard Park, NY. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties.

That guy smoking in the bathroom is such a gaunch.

by darryl2011 January 23, 2011

Grunchie

Grumpy and punchie!

Some dumb person decided to wake me up while I was sleeping pleasantly and so for the rest of the day I was down right grunchie!

by Ella Marie Balsamo January 20, 2009

The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

by Juggables January 1, 2009

Graunchy

Same as raunchy but the added g makes it sound like you're growling like a bear or a horny dude so it goes with being raunchy

Sometimes Reddit can get pretty graunchy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 17, 2021

grauncher

The 4th type of kissing, a graunch. Severe face-eating.

Having a meal in your significant others mouth.

Example:
Bob: Have you heard of my friend Steve?

John: What? Do you mean Steve the grauncher?

by Maido56 February 9, 2023