Sneaky Grasshopper

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.

I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.

by Joeyp563 April 21, 2018

Grasshopper

Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.

I so did a grasshopper on him!

by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023

Grasshopper

A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.

"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."

by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023

Grasshopper

A man that creates wealth

You are learning young grasshopper

by BigMetropolis December 18, 2021

Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points

That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer

by 9nlisk March 17, 2024

grasshopper

One who avoids weed, typically at a party.

"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."

by AdolfHitler69 April 7, 2017

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016