Grasshopper

When a girl is dating many guys

Bro she dated me and my friend now she dating him she is a serious grasshopper

by Dion33wrld January 26, 2023

Grasshopper

To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.

Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.

by Gigilamour February 6, 2023

Grasshopper

Slang for men's genitalia or penis.

Hey man! You got a packin' grasshopper!

by Golftiger21 December 30, 2023

Grasshopper

A very big pick me. This girl is a big hoe, has too many boyfriends and is just plain rude. They think everybody likes them but in reality they are hated. Their name is probably unique and they think they are better than everybody. They have only ugly boyfriends because they are too ugly for a normal one, but somehow think the boyfriend is hot.

"Yo dude, don't date her. Shes a complete grasshopper."

by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023

Grasshopper riding unicycles

a grasshopper riding his unicycle

he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.

Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 2, 2023

Grasshopper

A man that creates wealth

You are learning young grasshopper

by BigMetropolis December 18, 2021

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021