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Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.
Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.
by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010
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Graeson

Graeson is a perfect portrait of balance and proportionality. He is never not stylish, elegant, and graceful; these traits are inherent within him. He thrives on raw passion, and never engages in any activity he is not passionate about. Expect this passion to shine through via intense lovemaking sessions.

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Once you get to know Graeson, you will never forget him. Unforgettable friend, lover, partner... He makes a lasting impact on everyone he meets. Even if your encounter is brief, he will shine his warm light on you and you can't help but smile from the depths of your heart.

Treat him well, and you will benefit tenfold from your friendship with Graeson. Never forget who he is. A man like this only comes around once in a lifetime, and only if you are lucky.
B: Is he really all that?

M: He's everything and more. He's Graeson!
by Orange Smiley February 19, 2013
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I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
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