Grant

Grant is the type of person who you fall in love with. When you first meet him it’s slow but then you slowly but surely fall for him. He doesn’t realize how many people like him and tends to not be into girls so much but when he does have a crush oh man it’s big. Grant is the type of person who you get lost in their eyes and drown in their smile. They have bright blue eyes and short perfect blonde hair. Your heart beats 10x faster when you see him smile and you see his dimples appear. He’s super sweet and will put you first before anything. He’s an athlete, he plays baseball and he’s a runner and he’s amazing at it all. Grant is the type of person you want to have as your boyfriend. He also is so cute to a point where you want to just kiss him nonstop

Damn there’s grant

by Whowhoegowho May 02, 2018

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Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

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Grant

A massive vagina. Another word for referencing a man as a "pussy."

Why dont you stand up for yourself and stop being such a Grant?

by cstrat71 November 25, 2008

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(v.)to seek homosexual companionship in a men's public restroom. It is usually in the form of loud laughing that can heard thoughout entire office attempt to gain the attention of the person in the neighboring office.

I heard someone granting down the hall, so I shut the door to my office.

by viva la france July 11, 2008

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