crap grabber

(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.

(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.

(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.

Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.

The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.

Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.

by Mr WordSmith March 18, 2014

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Oar Grabber

A term of nautical origin: one who panics in situations of extremely mild peril, especially at sea.

That fella is an Oar Grabber, always stressing at the smallest things.

by No Oars August 28, 2020

Governor Grabber

A member of the 2020 conspiracy to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. A governor grabber is a member of the far-right Michigan based paramilitary known as the "Wolverine Watchmen", and are inspired by conspiracy groups including QAnon, Groypers, and websites like 4chan.

"Not to scare you dude, but I think your crazy neighbor is training Governor Grabbers in his backyard."

by maxwelllucasr May 20, 2021

Heel grabber

The receiver in the sexual position of heelgrabbing

She was the heel grabber as i repeatedly throtled my hard cock in her deep, warm throat, as she gagged and spewed.

by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

Eye grabber

Portion of female anatomy that causes a man to look intently at it.

The new teacher's bust was such an eye grabber that even the headmaster couldn't tear his eyes away.

by Ruerzi January 11, 2011

Ankle Grabber

An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.

So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!

Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!

by YAWA November 9, 2021