Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 31, 2020

Arctic gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.

Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.

by Jbarbar May 24, 2008

gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places

Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!

by mdubswag May 19, 2011