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goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.
Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.
by g00s3 March 13, 2009
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goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.
Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!
by aura c. May 28, 2007
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Goose

An angry bird that attacks people because it can
Bob: I got attacked by a Goose

Jhon: I know right? They are such jerks
by Glitchy_bubbles March 30, 2021
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Goose it

- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023
mugGet the Goose itmug.

Goose

(_*_)>
Its a goose!
by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020
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goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.
omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’
by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019
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goose

fuck this goose
by ducklett July 12, 2021
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