Gooch

The spot your mom likes to lick me at.

"God dude your mom just loves lickin my Gooch."

by i had ur mom April 18, 2009

Gooch

the soft, tissu like area that goes from behind your bollock sack, through to the start of your arse crack

"Hey James you have such a sweaty old gooch i can just about smell it from here you filty cow!"

(james) "I'm just about to wipe it with my tis-sue!"

"What a hussy"

by Roger Wooderson December 28, 2005

Gooch

A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum. The medical terminology for this region is the perineum.....or the hairy perri. Also called the grundle or the chonch.

My gooch is sweaty.

by Helldizzle February 22, 2009

Gooch

noun.
A name after a very short and sweaty midget where you can be a gooch. A gooch is normally someone who is often clumsy, goofy, and foolish.
verb.
To screw something up or ruin something therefore becoming a gooch

She gooched up the dinner after she left it in the oven too long and it burnt.

by Ivan Aleksandrov January 1, 2018

Gooch

(Noun) A slang term for a Vietnamese woman's vagina.

During the war, the attackers would often result to kicking the offenders in their Gooch.

by mamabearwhiskey April 17, 2009

Gooch

1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.

2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!

Created by Cire R. Gray Instagram: Selfmadecii

by selfmadecii June 13, 2016

Gooch

The penis. That etymology comes from a meat packing company named Gooch that marketed their german sausage as "Gooch Blue Ribbon"

"She wants the gooch." meaning she wants cock or "the blue ribbon sausage."

by MrRoadie May 30, 2009