Gouche

1. a synonym for douche to be used in social situations where to use douche might be inappropriate.
2. a goofy douche.

1. what a gouche!
2. you're a gouche!

by jeffyesquire November 18, 2007

Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.

1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.

by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008

Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

by 12 December 26, 2004

goucher

An individual who is extremely lazy (perhaps due to an inclination to smoke the 'erb), cannot keep to times or arrangements and is in general a bit of a sloth!

Fucking goucher

by dzee March 6, 2011

gliche

incorrect use of a common phrase

'You'll have to make it worth my wild' is a gliche
'I wouldn't put it past me' is a gliche
'The whole kitten caboodle' is a gliche

by Meownie March 26, 2010

GOCHEMO

SOMEONE WHO IS CLASSED AS A GOTH, CHAV AND AN EMO. DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY WEAR OR LISTEN TO.

LISTENS TO GOTHICAL MUSIC AND DRESSES LIKE AN EMO BUT WEARS NIKE HATS OR SHOES. these people are classed as "gochemos"

by CULLEY-MC.FLURRY October 15, 2008

gooche sniffer

where some one likes to sniff gooches.

hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009