Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 02, 2010

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Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

by xi Jinping July 29, 2020

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cock gobbler

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.

Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

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Pork Gobbler

An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.

A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!

by t324st May 27, 2014

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