gorping

The act of being extremely high while playing a video game with noise canceling headphones causing complete immersion into the game itself.

Guy 1: I got so stoned last night while playing Destiny.
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was totally gorping!
Guy 2: Sweet action!

by Jaziera May 20, 2015

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

gnarling question

A question describing a critical problem, potentially a show-stopper, something that disturbs the way of thinking about something, usually a process.

We have a specialist in this matter visiting us tomorrow so please write down any gnarling questions you may have.

by motorhead666 September 30, 2021

Gourdling

Someone devoted to the sex cult of gourd.

“Have you heard from Connor recently?”

“No, I heard he is a gourdling nowadays”

by _CheesyWilly_ November 8, 2021