gnome

a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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The opposite of a troll in an online community. While a troll looks for attention and chaos, gnomes work quietly in the background fixing things. They usually frequent forums or wikis, organizing information and fixing errors.
1. I changed Sarah Jessica Parker's picture on wikipedia to a horse, but some gnome fixed it before I could show anyone.

2. I never know where to post new topics, I just stick them somewhere random and the gnomes come and put them where they belong.
by Gnominus March 29, 2013
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1) The female genitalia
2) The act of cunnilingus
1) "I was beating that gnome the other day and my girl starts crying!"
2) "So I said, girl, I'm gonna give you some gnome tonight, if you'll give me that dome."
by supatitzmagee January 23, 2009
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verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.

Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.
"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"
by floatmyboat23 May 15, 2018
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To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.
Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman
by big hot mj June 25, 2009
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Using the word "gnome" in place of no or know.
"Jimmy did you take the trash out?"
"Gnome, mom I haven't had time."
by Keith234901 November 24, 2008
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The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.
"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"
by House J.R. March 15, 2010
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