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gristle whistle

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.
i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger
by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011
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Glisten

Starcraft 2 Gosu Term to define ones audio skill level ingame

When you are listening but really listening

Source : StickyWaffle # Character Code 691 SC2
So Glisten.. I am rushing

So Glisten.. We gotta pwn these kids

So Glisten.. I need some vision to kill that chicken
by StickyWaffle July 13, 2011
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gristle

To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.
We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!
by Dokusentia April 10, 2006
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glisterphain

The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.

(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.
"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"

Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"

Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(
by Danluke Shedelhardt December 11, 2007
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Gristler

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
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gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
by Little boo April 9, 2010
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gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !
Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.
by SethII April 14, 2014
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