Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Geierle Male

A ultra-rare type of male, typically of central-european descent who moves silently through the world and can't be found by any computer systems.

Huh? Geierle Male is not in my system?

by Apple Male October 9, 2024

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Verb. Beschreibt den Zustand ‘geil’ zu sein.

Berta sagte heute zu mir: “Du geilst heute wie noch nie!” Darauf antwortete ich: “Danke, du bist auch geil heute. Ich muss wohl das Geilen von dir gelernt haben.”

by proteinbar October 31, 2025

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

Die geile Briide

Die geile Briide is a group of friends. All of these friends are fucking legends and love to bang some mad hoes.

Lets go out with Die geile Briide and fuck some bitches

by Emenegger November 23, 2021

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025