Geezer

An English bloke with a shaved head that wears jeans and shirts all day everyday. Has a good old piss up down the local pub, has a kebab or curry, then goes home. Works in manual labour job, builder, scaffolding, plumber and is generally a good bloke, as long as you support his football team.

Geezer 1: wanna go down pub?

Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.

Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.

by Shrike93 June 14, 2010

Geezer-rock

Old school rock of the 60's and 70's

"My Dad and Mom are going to see Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, you know, That Geezer-rock"

by Summer O' Flannigan February 21, 2009

mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Geefer

A person that likes to smell their own farts

After that dude eats a bunch of cabbage he’s such a geefer

by Adddd124 May 23, 2018

Geezeria

a disease which causes a severe deficiency of chromosones in one department of the celebrus

Another meaning is a condition like rabies which causes dementation in four areas of the brain

A third meaning is an alarmingly large ammount of acne across the facial area

Mr Beacroft has geezeria

by Toon243 December 17, 2018