Heyes Gearing

heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.

friend: hey have you seen heyes gearing?
me: yeah he is a great man I love him

by big man little man December 9, 2021

Grady gearing

Fat cunt goes to HP. Thinks he’s funny but a real cocksucker this one. Pretty smelly too. Keeps kids away.

That fucker is being a real Grady Gearing

by Pussym0ncher May 25, 2024

Jerkin n gerkin

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026