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VSF Gamers

A bunch of sweet bastard gamers from across the globe who are united under one common philosophical ideal; to defend the defenseless from defenselessness, oppress the oppressive oppressors, virtually slaughter the virtual slaughterers, virtually, and to have NVmySTYLE Service & Protect his fellow member's milfy moms until both have been fully protected to the point of complete exasperation, exhaustion, hyperventilation and when each lay satiated together upon the ground in a sweaty heap that feels like Jell-O with a thick skin layer and an endoskeleton when you poke it with a stick...or


...something.



I mean, uh ... united under four, repeat, FOUR common philosophical ideals; to defend ....
VSFGamers{dot}com. Sweet bastards just like you and me and um, well, not like me but...well, nor you either but the point is, they're completely similar in their dissimilar-ish-ed-ness-ess.

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Gayer than jizz on a mustache

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
by vooks November 4, 2008
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Mac gamers

As far as anyone knows, such a group is nonexistent.
Teenager: Little boy, do you believe in Santa Claus?
Little Boy: Yes, he lives in the North Pole with the Tooth Fairy and Mac gamers.
by Michael Mendoza June 14, 2006
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gayest

1. The most happy, attractive and joyous among others
2. The most high in a gay-scale, concerning behaviours and/or appearances that make one think that someone or something is homosexual or stupid.
1. He's nice, always smiling and never gets upset, probably the gayest person I have ever met.
2. I've seen men kissing each other, I've seen guys wearing pink pants, but your heart-shaped tattoo on your buttock is the gayest thing I've ever seen, John!
by arrobarriba April 27, 2008
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Gamerscore

Gamerscore is a way of measuring a gamer’s progress of games on the Xbox 360. Games award you with various achievements for completing certain tasks (i.e. kill 10 enemy’s in 10 seconds gives you 50 gamerscore).

You will always be made fun of for your gamerscore, either for being real low or real high. This is how many people see a person’s gamerscore:

0 – 1000: Really low, why do you even own an Xbox? Your a noob.
1000 – 2500: Low, there is more to play than Halo and GTA dude. Still a noob.
2500 – 5000: Below Average, Red Ring of Death strikes here. Emerging from noobness.
5000 – 7500: Average, you’re a gamer but you don’t run it completely into the ground. Your no longer a noob.
7500 – 10000: High, and Impressive.
10000 – 15000: Quite High, at this point you may start being called a ‘nerd’.
15000 – 20000: Damn Son, at this point you are a nerd.
20000 – 30000: Holy Fuck, its called outdoors, you know with trees and animals…
30000 – 50000: No Life, you live in your parents basement, no job, no girlfriend, ect.
50K and Up: Virgin, you have never seen a pussy, and at this rate you never will.
I saw someone on Xbox Live who had a gamerscore of 110,000, and couldn't believe that someone could possibly have that much spare time.
by Dewit October 5, 2009
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gamers dump

When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.
When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.
by univsoldur May 11, 2006
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Gayestmanalive

Pat has to be the Gayestmanalive.
by Adam Danger April 25, 2005
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