gaylord

1. A real faggot
2. A motherfucker
3. An unfortunate surname
4. Westerville North

"Westerville North? Total gaylords." -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

gaylord by Motha Fucka Brotha September 29, 2008

Raging Gaylord

A gathering of ten or more homosexuals, often taking place in/around Gaylord, Michigan. They meet at a pre-determined location and fuck continuously for hours. The evening is capped off with each faggot taking his turn at sucking off the oldest member's ears.

Hey, want to head over to Kyle's and participate in a Raging Gaylord.

Raging Gaylord by Hyle Kervela April 28, 2010

gaylord

1. Major homosexual, real cocksucker.
2. Usually older white guy, banging young boys.
3. An insult.

You Avrim , you fuckin gaylord, stop stealing from me

gaylord by fauxstar May 3, 2006

Gaylord

1. Megafag
2. A terribly unfortunate family name. e.g. Scott Gaylord
3. A completely inexcusable given name for anyone born after the late 1960s. Said person's parents should be legally renamed Mr and Mrs Megafag Asslicker Felcher.

e.g. Gaylord Focker

Perez Hilton wishes he could be Paris Hilton's bitch. What a fucking gaylord.
Gaylord Perez was NOT a pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

Gaylord by tmwcamden June 30, 2016

Gaylord

A town in northern Michigan especially known for being ran by corrupt elected officials who placate their constituents for a vote only to go against their community desires. Even to the point of conspiring with police officers to set up and incarcerate politically active citizens.

Everyone should boycott Gaylord. Don't spend money, no gas, no food, no shopping. Spend your money elsewhere. Gaylord is only good for alcohol and opiates.

Gaylord by Cloud life May 8, 2018

gaylorddadfuck 

When ur gay but u love the lord and u fuck ur dad

Your a gaylorddadfuck

gaylorddadfuck by Yote a good smgf May 27, 2018

Gaylord

Someone who has an uncontrollable and wild fetish to grope and touch up boys. They are easily recognisable with their stuck up attitude. Their looks and personality will want to make even the most extreme Satan worshipper repent and any sane human being want to end it all. They make Kim Jong Un look like a charity worker and will always try to cover up their boners near other boys even though they all have nano penises and have a hard time getting it hard. They will sometimes be seen talking to girls. This is so they can cover up the fact they are faggots.

Umar has been touching up boys again. He is such a Gaylord!

Gaylord by WiKSKSDKmsmdmdkxlawlsk June 22, 2018