garfunkel

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

by mikaige June 11, 2006

garfungle

Something odd, usually referred to as saying " what the hell ? " or " that's retarded ". Also used when in a boring conversation

....I say :" Garfungle ! "

Person says : " What ? "
I say : " I don't know, nothing else to say "

.... Person says : " Guess what ! I got a nerdy ass boyfriend!"
I say : " GARFUNGLE ? "

person says : " whats wrong with that ? "

by happyskaterr June 25, 2009

Garfunkle

To have sexual intercourse where the partner simply lays prone, thereby benefiting from the subject's work. Derived from Art Garfunkle's role in the the Simon & Garfunkle group. Synonyms include 'The Starfish'.

Dude, I thought this new yoga instructor I've been seeing would be great in bed, but she totally garfunkled me last night!

by payaso420 September 22, 2012

Narfal the Garfuk

When two or more previously straight men engage in a series of homosexual acts resulting in the complete loss of love/respect from friends and family members.

Dude... maybe we should... narfal the garfuk...?

by Cogida09 March 15, 2010

Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Narff Garfunkal

Oh Fuck. To show extreme excitement or angry and /or fustration.

Narff Garfunkal! Why did you do that?

by Janezzelle October 11, 2007

Garfunked

When a man blows his load in a girls mouth, and it leaks out the side.

E.G: Oh my God, Tre totally garfunked Courtney at Joe's party last night. Bogus...

by T-Hoot July 21, 2007