Willow Garden

To be in one of these would mean being inside a woman during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I just got into her Willow Garden"

by Davelikesbananas April 6, 2009

titty garden

A strip club serving lots of titties along with chicken tikka masala

Singh: Bro let's go to the titty garden
Near: Bro do they have chicken tikka masala??
Singh: Of course bro!! Lots of them bro tikka tikka tikka

by KGB09 October 26, 2012

Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

Sam Garber

Telling one of the best players on your team to switch positions with you so you can score but end up Missing the empty net that would have got the team into overtime and been his first and only goal in his hockey career.

Pvi would have won and got rings if Sam Garber hadn’t pulled a Sam Garber.

by PVI HOCKEY February 12, 2019

message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Cress Garden

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions

I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!

by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006

lost in the garden

When you smoke marijuana in a natural setting

We were completely lost in the garden that nite...

by Vikdad August 31, 2006