Gammons

Breasts

"Gammons!" OR "Check out her Gammons" OR "Nice Gams" (abbreviation) OR "serious chest hams"

by Aliensuns May 28, 2009

gammon rod

A mans fanny batton.

"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"

by Si-J September 8, 2006

Gammon

Term for female, indirectly refers to vagina also.
Could also be shortened to gam-gam, or simply gam. Can be described in many ways; such as "prime gammon", "moist gammon", "stale gammon" etc.
Could be used for when talking about females in general.
Being "on the pull" could also be described as "on the prowl for some gammon"

"Mate, did you get any gammon last night?"
"Yeah, but it was stale. Bad times"

"Shiiiiiiit! check out that prime gammon!"
"too right! I'm erect!"

"I haven't gotten my dick wet in ages, I fancy a bit of gam-gam on the go."
"Get out of my house"

"Any gammon coming to this party?"
"Nah mate, it's just a sausage-fest"

by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

Gammon

A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)

Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"

by thuggedout January 24, 2011

Gammon

Vagina, usually sweaty or moist.

"Steph has such a gammon"

by Lyley April 21, 2009

gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

gamona

adj:
the state of long-frizzy-nappy hair after a long night's sleep. Usually looks all over the place and unmanageable.

Wow, look at the gamona hair on that girl.

He has gamona hair.
I saw a lady at the store with the freakiest gamona hair ever.

by jcovas March 31, 2010