Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 December 01, 2019
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.
Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 02, 2023
The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
by maire August 16, 2021
When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020
meaning yogurt without the yo.
popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.
can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.
popularized by Italian POC activist momisthatyou.
can be used in various different situations and can mean various different things depending on the context.
by 47KERO February 16, 2022