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glasgow eyeball

Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.

A look that is a threat of physical violence.

Similar to the stinkeye.
Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team, who ain't celtic and are supported by BNP voting nazis.
'Rangers = White power' flag often seen at televised rangers games
by black flag June 2, 2004
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gasgasm

The extreme euphoria felt after the release of gas. Either orally or anally.
1. Hold an extremely pressurized fart for at least 30 seconds.

2. Release.

3. You've just experienced a gasgasm.
by Tryky May 16, 2009
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glasgma

when a ghost does a super dirty thing to you in your sleep...
Yo, I think I got glasgmed last night =( or you make sure you say a prayer before you sleep so you don't get glasgma in your sleep homie!
by liquid hott glasgma March 13, 2011
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Glasgow Sock

A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.

The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.

It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.

It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.
Used in conversation:

"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"

"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"
by soot_and_stars September 16, 2009
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Glasgow Celtic

Glasgow Celtic FC are the most famous football club in Scotland with the largest following and the biggest football stadium in the country with a 60,800 capacity. They are Scotland's wealthiest football club and the first British team to win the European Cup. The club has always been a non-sectarian institution who are open to all.

Many Celtic supporters are of Irish Catholic origin and the club itself was formed in 1888 to provide funds for Irish immigrants in the late 19th century. This is why the team's colours are green and white.

Celtic fans have an excellent reputation throughout the world for good sporting behavior and were awarded the FIFA and UEFA Fair Play Awards in 2003 for their excellent conduct at the UEFA Cup Final in Seville.

Celtic form one half of the "Old Firm", the other half being Glasgow Rangers (a club which excluded all Catholics for 116 years before being threatened with expulsion from European competition if they did not end their sectarian signing policy).
"Oh Hampden in the sun, Celtic 7 Rangers 1" is a line from a song celebrating the most famous Old Firm derby match ever played. The 1957 League Cup final in which Glasgow Celtic destroyed their rivals 7-1. It remains the greatest margin of victory in an official Old Firm derby and is the record margin of victory for a British cup final.
by The Glasgow Historian January 22, 2010
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Glasgow Celtic

A scottish football team supported by Irish wannabe Glaswegians and others across the country lured by glory and sectarianism.
Glasgow Celtic are the green half of an extremely ugly pair of Glasgow sisters(see Glasgow Rangers)
by H.G January 7, 2006
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