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Grustard is a automotive term for when your steering wheel locks up, or is misaligned, resulting in complications in the steering mechanism. It is almost always spontaneous, so saying one had an 'unexpected grustard' would be redundant. Popularized the late William Grustard in 1986, the competitive street racer coined the term when his steering wheel locked up, resulting in him losing both of his legs, later driving him to suicide in 1994. Grustard is not to be confused with the audio company Gustard.
"Hey man, how did you total your Honda Civic? It was working just last week!" "One word - Grustard."
Grustard by joshualingdon July 12, 2017
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Grustomer 

British slang for someone who purchases or solicits the purchase of Crack and/or Heroin.

It originates from a dealer named Grey and his customers that were often sighted around.
So the word Grey and customer were blended together to make Grustomer.

Ironically the slang words for Crack and Heroin in England are White and Black or Light and Dark - In that order.

These colours mixed to make the colour grey.

Synonyms: Budgehead, Crackhead, Nitty, etc.
Max: Ew, there's bare grustomers about.
Carl: Yeah... Fuckin' nitty.
Grustomer by FeelsGravyMan July 29, 2018

grustled 

Adjective used to describe a manly-ass voice, a voice so manly you can actually visualize the vein-throbbing mass of muscle emitting from those precious precious vocal chords.
Yo dude, YaSushi’s voice is so grustled”
grustled by The real nasa April 24, 2020

Grusocket 

The gross gunk that builds up and surrounds your eye ball.
"Eww, you sure have a whole lot of grusocket buildup."
Grusocket by HappyTrigger February 20, 2021

Grüssgott/Grüßgott! 

The only acceptable austrian way of greeting.
Grüssgott/Grüßgott!