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pussy gnome

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A small, mythical creature who lives inside the vagina
i heard tina had a pussy gnome
by clits&lips July 30, 2008
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underpants gnomes

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An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."
by basscrr March 29, 2009
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Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

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These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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Gnome Dome

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Dome (oral sex) so good its magical, like a Gnome. Gnome rhymes with dome so thats why its used. Its a magical experience to recieve gnome dome, one that few rarely experience.
Otter: I gotta get that Gnome Dome
Nick: Wtf are you talkin' about
Otter: Dome so good its magical
by OTTER333 December 1, 2009
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A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.

Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town's underwear. The gnome's plan is to...
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.
WebMD's underwear gnome economics.
Step One: 'Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.'
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.
by -Razor May 21, 2008
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shit gnomes

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little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
by boxcar May 17, 2007
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A Gnome of gnegroid descent.
That gnappy headed Gnig Gnome stole my GNissan!
by Humanlandfill February 26, 2009
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