Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

old glory hole

placing your penis through an American flag and have a girl perform oral sex on you

I performed an old glory hole with veronica.

by tlebowski88 January 1, 2012

albanian glory hole

A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania

Dang Alban you destroyed that Albanian glory hole

by Meatballsub4 April 8, 2017

Kentucky glory hole

When you shove a coney up a dudes ass and suck it back out to eat.

Hey bro did hear Marston did a Kentucky glory hole on his boyfriend last night?

by Turle723 February 25, 2022

Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.

Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!

by An Entrepeneur April 27, 2011

Reverse Glory Hole

When you make a hole in your floor to take a fat dump on your downstairs neighbor.

Friend 1: Yo, I just made a Reverse Glory Hole to fuck with my bitch ass neighbor
Friend 2: Ohhhh jesussss

by White_Bread904 December 28, 2020

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018