Glass Breaker

An exceptionally ugly person. i.e. someone so ugly that a glass mirror would break if they looked at it.

Fred's new girlfriend is a real glass breaker.

by Steve75 August 3, 2006

glass closet

Where homosexuals live when they think nobody can tell they're gay, but everybody really knows.

"You're totally in a glass closet. Everybody can see you're in there, why don't you just come out?"

by scootz November 29, 2005

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

glass cutters

Nipples that are so severely hard or pronounced that they would be capable of cutting glass.

Fuck, it's freezing out there. I've got glass cutters.

by aspirin June 14, 2004

Glass Spider

Glass Spider was David Bowie's 1987 tour-spectacular, which many consider to be the pinacle of his career. Glass Spider has sprung a cult following, particularly in northern cities of Great Britain, notably Liverpool and Newcastle; where, reportedly, male students in their early twenties dance drunkenly to Glass Spider on VHS or DVD.

Stu, Dave, Kieran, Martin and special guests all gathered around the TV at 3am to rock out with dancers: Spazz Attack, Skeeter Rabbit, Constance Marie, Melissa Hurley and Victor Manoel. Lead, of course, by Glass Spider visionary, David Bowie!.

by Kieranishere April 30, 2006

Glass slipper

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.

Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.

by Channing's Wife April 22, 2016

glass onion

Originated from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" from their white album. It means to overanalyze something that is not intended to mean anything more then what it is. The entire point of the Glass Onion song was to poke fun at all the people who had looked for deep messages in previous beatle songs.

"You Completely glass onioned the movie Sideways"

by Ichthasen September 7, 2008