fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis

Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark

by Woulfeman October 11, 2010

furple

slang for FUCKING PURPLE (caps necessary)

"My lighter isn't just purple, it's furple!"

by fireflyfreedom October 16, 2008

furble

something british people say when they are trying to say furball

Want to get a Cheeky Nandos instead of taking care of your shit tier furble?

by uwotm9 August 13, 2016

Rustle Fustle

To have a long winded story that lasts longer than it should have.

"We've been here listening to him for 10 minutes, looks like he's on a rustle fustle."

by Cape Gamer January 7, 2012

without further adieu

Right away, and not waiting to perform any more "goodbyes".

Neighborhood grandma: In order to minimize children's sorrow at having you leave them after Saturday afternoon playtime, it's often best to just briefly say, "Bye, kids!" and then quickly shut the door without further adieu

by QuacksO January 28, 2020

furleg

1. A person, typically uneducated and lives in a trailer, who will take your refuse without permission.
2. A trashy person who will scrounge around for free things and handouts.

1. "Johnny, get the 12-guage! There's a furleg taking the scrap metal from your forge!"
2. Furleg: "Evening, Sir. I noticed the large chunks of wood in your backyard. Do you think I could take some for firewood?"
Carpenter: "Get out of my shop, you damn furleg!"

by 1stAmendment May 2, 2020

further math

The 'easy' VCE maths subject. Used to be for dumb people who cannot handle calculus, but now it is full of overachieving spesh kids trying to get 50.

person1: "I need to get 99.95 atar for med what subjects should I do? "

person2: "Do further maths for the perfect 50"
person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"

by a_fabulous_sandwich August 29, 2020