fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuck buddy

being on and off adn finally just giving up on the boyfriend/girlfriend thing and keepin it physical.

You and Mike need to quiut with the drama and just become fuck buddies

by sam May 13, 2005

fuck buddy zoned

Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.

Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.

Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.

To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.

*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you

Next day

Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!

Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!

by Cristalle5 December 8, 2018

low budget fuck buddy

Someone that you fuck on the regular basis and she/he hardly wants any money out of you.

"Hey that girl sara is my LOW BUDGET FUCK BUDDY, she hardly ever ask me for anything... let alone money."
Fuck buddy friend with benefits

by devidev July 20, 2009

Facebuddy

The phrase used to describe someone you are friends with on facebook but don't actually know personally.

Guy 1, looking at guy 2's facebook page: Duuude, who's this hot chick Sally Smith on your facebook? Hook me up!

Guy 2: I don't know her, she's my cousins friend.
Guy 1: ohh, a facebuddy. Still, she's got some shweet legs.

by Chick Frick July 6, 2009

fuck buddy

A person you pretend to like, but really only use them for sex and other sexual pleasures.

Maaaaan, Troy so used Casey as a fuck buddy and for buffering

by BB April 28, 2004

King Fuck-buddy

When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.

It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.

But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".

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I've got some free time right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "King Fuck-buddy".

MDT 07161948

by Queen Fuck Buddy May 21, 2014