Frosty Syndrome

A syndrome which one keeps people away from ones-self while keeping mountain dew in business.

I am alone and wearing a blue tshirt. thanks frosty syndrome.

by Phoenix dr July 23, 2010

Frosty mo

When someone gets semen in their mustache and it hardens and goes frosty!

Dude I forgot to clean my mustache, now i got a frosty mo!

by Bdalli August 19, 2013

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

Froot Loops

The CORRECT way to spell Froot Loops.

Guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops
Guy 2: it's FROOT loops you asshat

by Souma Mondal June 9, 2005

Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.

This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.

by John Lory Harris IV January 12, 2006

Frosty Grandma

The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.

I went to a retirement home and gave this woman a frosty grandma.

by SystemOffline January 11, 2011

busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010