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Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
by Faster Redhead November 12, 2016
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Friendjected

1. Being friends with someone, and having the friendship end for no reason.

2. Two people who have spent time together and or chatted often, but only one person considers it friendship.
She and him had made many memories together, however, since they were in different classes, he ended the friendship. She was friendjected.
by Scarla-Rose004 April 15, 2022
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friendster

online place where old scenesters go to get new friends. now replaced by other online places, like MYSPACE
scenester1:hey man got a friendster?

scenester2:nah dude i traded that in and got a MYSPACE
by mmhmm January 21, 2005
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Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
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Friendster

A place for people who think the more friends they get, the more popular and friendly they become.

Most pics you will find there are composed of skanks, sluts, and un-original cam-whoring.

If you're looking for pages than can cause your computer to hang-up because of excessive javascripts and graphics, this is the place to go.

If the profile is full 50+ pictures of the owner's face and he/she has a lot of glittery graphics, "features", sTiCkY cApS and even more stolen graphics and falling objects, I can guarantee you that they think friendster is the best website it the world and whenever they think of the word INTERNET, FRIENDSTER is the first website that comes to their mind.

If you see a plain, simple, and "quiet" profile and you see 24 hours in his/her "last login" information, that person is sick of friendster and he/she only has that account to keep in touch with friends...Simple as that.

To sum it all up, it is WORST than MySpace and is definitely the most overrated social networking site in Asia.
Girl 1: OMG! What's the name of that cute and oh so hot guy???
Girl 2: Jason honey! OMG he is sooooo hot!
Girl 1: Do you think he has a friendster account???
Girl 2: Of course he does. All cool people have it!
Girl 1: Come on let's look him up!

***goes online and searches his name***

Girl 1 and 2: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! iiiiiiiii!!!!! He is SOOOOO hot!
Girl 2: Thank goodness there is friendster!!

**giggles more**

Bystander: What a bunch of losers...there is definitely more to the internet than just friendster!
by B-R-A-N-D-Y December 9, 2008
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friendster

on-line networking service that has taken off rapidly at exponential proportions that has turned into an on-line popularity contest and is sooo over...it was so summer 2003.
i now have 100 friends on friendster! how many do you have now?
by kayla November 26, 2003
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