crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 8, 2007

Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander March 9, 2011

Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.

by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011

frankin it

failin your drivers test multiple times then not schedualing it for 3 months

yo man did you get your license?
nahh man im frankin it

by hollaaa back shawwty April 11, 2009

Frankengay

adj; To be at an extremely monstrous state of gayness.

The idea of a Twilight musical directed by Liberace is very Frankengay.

by Bort826TFWorld September 14, 2010

Frankengun

Derived from Frankenstein's Monster. This is a gunsmith's term meaning a firearm made from parts of the same model, but different manufacturers.
Example; a 1911 Frankengun- Essex or Caspian frame, Colt slide, Lothar-Walther barrel, Wolf springs, Brownells pins, Wilson Combat trigger, sear, and hammer, Ed Brown barrel link, mainspring and housing, and beavertail, George Heinie oversized safety and slide catch. Topped off with Millet or Novac sights.

Anybody who doesn't know what a Frankengun is is "Boot".
Most gunsmiths who build custom guns are usually building a frankengun.

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009