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fossil

Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
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Fossil Ridge High school Keller

Fossil Ridge High school in Keller Texas is an amazing school full of great academics, sports and diversity. When you walk in you will see people from many backgrounds and cultures, almost like a melting pot. The teachers are very loving and supportive toward their students creating a great learning environment. Graduates from Fossil Ridge will say that they will never forget their experience at The Ridge! 😁
Person one- “ Damn Fossil Ridge High School Keller won another football game”.
Person two- “ Hell yeah their an amazing school of course they won”.
by MMMadison October 4, 2021
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indian fossil

an empty beer can or bottle on the side of the road
Holy shit! I saw 30 indian fossils on my way home. The powwow must be in town
by archeoloigist May 30, 2009
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fossil

a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.
by djadenosine March 12, 2007
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Sock Fossil

The lint that is left between your toes after you take your socks off.
I found a bunch of sock fossils between my toes.
by pseudofakename September 13, 2011
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fossilized

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy
Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone
by fauker March 7, 2009
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Fossil

1) One really cool guy whom made fun of 401.
2) A dude who knows his PS!
3) a mad h4x0r in Cs:S
Fossil : Guys Next Week Epsoide 3 !!! YAY! w00t w00t!
by 401 March 31, 2005
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