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Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
by Rozz May 25, 2018
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Fossil strip

Your a fossil strip.
by Fossil48 November 7, 2017
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Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
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Fossil

The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating
Did you just get Fossil by medusa
by Mario with an Ak-47 March 13, 2021
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snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.
This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.
by bad33067 February 23, 2011
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fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.
by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023
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meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023
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