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snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.
This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.
by bad33067 February 23, 2011
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dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.
by Ritacca February 20, 2023
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Fossil hunting

When a man fists another man’s ass and pulls out treasure.
Dave went fossil hunting with TJ
by UltraGhastly November 25, 2018
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cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.
Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!
by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017
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fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019
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Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
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Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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