shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

Fossil

The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating

Did you just get Fossil by medusa

by Mario with an Ak-47 March 13, 2021

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

by I has beeffs December 10, 2019

Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.

eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there

by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

Fossil

1) One really cool guy whom made fun of 401.
2) A dude who knows his PS!
3) a mad h4x0r in Cs:S

Fossil : Guys Next Week Epsoide 3 !!! YAY! w00t w00t!

by 401 March 31, 2005

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.

I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.

by Rozz May 25, 2018