fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 16, 2019

dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.

I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Fossil

A word sometimes used to describe a senior citizen or can be used instead of boomer. ie.ok fossil

Ok fossil

by I has beeffs December 10, 2019

Fossil

The process of being turned to stone by medusa and ejaculating

Did you just get Fossil by medusa

by Mario with an Ak-47 March 14, 2021

Fossil

1) One really cool guy whom made fun of 401.
2) A dude who knows his PS!
3) a mad h4x0r in Cs:S

Fossil : Guys Next Week Epsoide 3 !!! YAY! w00t w00t!

by 401 April 01, 2005

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.

I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.

by Rozz April 12, 2018