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swagga formula

This is a formula based on your birthdate to determine your actual swagga... if it can even possibly be measured WITH numbers, this is as close an estimate as possible

mm/dd/yy
11/04/88

Take the largest number in your birth year and multiply it by itself.

8*8 = 64

Subtract from this number your birth month.
64-11=53

Add to this number your birth
Really Mr. West? Swagga on a hundred, thousand Trillion??

according to some dumbass swagga formula,
i'd say... 75 (06/08/77) not bad
by courte March 29, 2009
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quadratic formula

The reason behind dropping out of chemistry. It causes ones brain to recoil in horror and claw at the inner skull wall...it proves that combining math and science is never a worthwhile endeaver...especially when you can just as easily become a biologist and cut up weird things for a living....much more enjoyable.
to hell with the quadratic formula
by Petsche May 16, 2005
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formulating chemist

someone with no knowledge of science who works within a makeshift laboratory usually surrounded by mess and failed experiments.
by azmansell February 12, 2010
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2x Formula

The size of a female ass in jeans or tight pants doubled will be the actual size of the females ass
That 2x Formula was right her ass is the size of my F150 Bumper
by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003
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formula 1

its a better sport than football by a mile.
me: football matches are so boring theirs barely any action in some of them! in formula 1 theirs always overtakes and politics and loads more its so good.
by yourmum5115152 November 19, 2021
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Winning Formula

The act of ejaculating into a cup of baby formula and then performing oral sex on your loved one whilst he/she drinks it.
The wife was a bit annoyed that I'd gone for a few post-work beers with the boys, so I smoothed it over by giving her a winning formula.
by Nestradamus January 31, 2014
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The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit
by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020
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