Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 9, 2013

Forrest Gumped

To shoot someone in the butt

1. "I got shot in the buttocks"

2. Gamer 1: I totally Forrest Gumped that guy

Gamer 2: Dude, niceeee.

by thejokester001again October 25, 2014

Forrest gumped

Giving everything to someone who dosnt care.And finally comes around they have gone around a few times and has A.I.D.S

She Forrest gumped him so hard

by Deathgasm6669 January 1, 2020

Forrest Gumping

Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.

Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?

Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.

Joe: Ah, I see now.

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014

Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.

Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"

by SmokeTree November 15, 2010

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by bigstinkyniggaballs February 12, 2025