fordouches

something pertaining to douche bags, tools, or those who behave in a douchey manner.

would you look at that fordouches faux hawk over there. it goes quite nicely with his norcal tattoos and skinny jeans.

by shitsamsays November 8, 2012

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014

Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014

fordnication

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!

Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.

by right2bleft December 19, 2018

Förden

the most extravagant car of our generation. And all the people who’s gotten a ride in it is blessed by god. It is the only way to get a girl horny past any human power it the ultimate in sexually pleasing a female. And it will fucking slay any form of super car and the driver is the most violent and perfect human being ever created and you are immortal when inside it. You will also get inside everyone. Its Also the way böyzen roll

-Jesus Christ man what was that it was so fast and god like
-yeah it’s was Förden being driven hard

by Og böyzen member aka hasse May 18, 2019

förden

”Förden” is a car a 1997 ford mondeo to be specific and it is basically a gift from the heavens. And the person driving it is a driver with inhuman skills. It’s the pinnacle of engineering and the most dominant vehicle ever. It’s commonly associated with böyzen which is obviously a ultimate combination.

-yo we just got dominated by those guys in that car. It was so fast and god like. And I can’t believe how dominant it looked

-yeah that was the förden the car that strikes fear into everyone that tries to dominate it. And it’s part of böyzen so let’s not mess with it.

by Og böyzen member aka hasse May 21, 2019

fordin it

being under influence of substances whilst talking to attractive members of the gender(s) you are attracted who provide sexual favours or provide material associated with lewd acts

human 1: Man youre so drunk but you really fordin it tonight
Human 2: I might be fording it but that girl called me cute

by sugar2.0 August 11, 2020