Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay

Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt

by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020

forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 7, 2008

dragon-forcing

When guitarists force unnecessary technical riffs in their playing to propel their guitar wankery to new levels. Employed religiously by the band Dragonforce, whose guitar-masturbation prowess is unrivaled. Often also attempted by jack-offs at Guitar Center who sit and play the same sweeps all day long, hoping to somehow be "discovered" in their unrelenting daily solo-debuts.

"That doochebag has been over there dragon-forcing his lame-ass riffs on that Marshall half-stack for about half an hour now."

by dead_on_arrival1123 October 28, 2008

folding laundry

the act of masturbation

When I read that hot email you wrote me, I had to go fold some laundry.

by alex chase February 2, 2004

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008