Forbidden Finger February

Where a female must not finger herself and get an orgasm for the whole month if February

"Did You fail Forbidden Finger February "
"Yeah, I fingered myself all last night."

by The triple letter months boi November 14, 2018

Forbidden Finger February

The female alternative to no nut November, women cannot masturbate, cum or have any form of intercourse

Women: How’s NNN
Man:Just wait till forbidden finger February

by EizO0O October 31, 2019

forked

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

by Laura October 9, 2004

forneducation

learning about fornication

Those baby mamas on Maury were not well versed in the lessons of forneducation; you would think that by the fifth test they would've found their baby daddy.

by norflaurel4lyfe April 22, 2008

Forbidden Passion Fruit

A child whose parents are siblings. First used by Arnold Rimmer in an episode of the British Sci-Fi TV series "Red Dwarf".

I met someone from Arkansas last week. And not forbidden passion fruit, either.

by Zirilax June 14, 2010

Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.

*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!

by manoftheyear October 29, 2012

forbidden v

The v-shaped smear of feces, sweat, and butt-lint found on the rear part of a toilet seat. The v shape comes from the gap between the buttocks, and the feces, sweat, and butt-lint come from ineffective wiping techniques.

I was going to poop at the restaurant, but the only toilet there had a forbidden v.

by Jimmy Carr December 3, 2011